It's way past due

This first one's my favorite cause it just says it like it is, I'm fat, but it's fancy cause it says it in kilograms ;) I weigh about 123 kgs, and since I am 6'0"...I am just fat, not very fat or just overweight, but simply fat. Beauty is simplicity.
This next one aint bad either, not only am I more than fat on this one, but I'm off the f'n chart! Check it out, it only goes up to 250 lbs and that's obese. I'm better than this one, obviously, they do not include me in their categories.

Just for good measure, here's another one. On this one, I'm obese, not clinically thank god, but obese nonetheless. This one's like watching daytime talk shows; there's always someone worse off than you. Damn, those poor clinically obese bastards, they're screwed. See, I feel great about just being obese right now.

Ok, so I'm gonna finally lose weight and I've decided to turn it into a blog so I have somewhere to post my progress (see, I'm being positive already ;) and also a place where others who give two hoots can check out what I'm doing.

March 6, 2010

6'0"

32 years old

270 lbs

That's me and my brother in Vegas, he's fat too. Fat people have fun pushing each other around cause they're big and heavy to push, much like the way cows seem to lean on each other in tight spaces.

Here's one of me at a friend's wedding, I look like a pleasantly plump rabbi after too much manischewitz wine. Mazel Tov!